your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
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