I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
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