It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
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