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(615): View more from Tennessee

my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole

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(303): View more from Colorado

A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed

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(917): View more from New York City

you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?

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(631): View more from New York

i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.

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(818): View more from California

I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras

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(203): View more from Connecticut

his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.

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(207): View more from Maine

you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand

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(512): View more from Texas

There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.

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