all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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