Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
North Korea, Best Korea!
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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