His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
FUCK WHALES
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