Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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