Do you still have your period?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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