i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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