You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Pooping to opera.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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