chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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