So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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