he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Randomize
