Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I think I sprained my soul last night
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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