Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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