Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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