Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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