Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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