He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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