please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Hippo gnu deer
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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