Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Church boner. Awkwardddd
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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