You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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