so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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