The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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