they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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