She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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