ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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