I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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