so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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