what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
