Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
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