Come see our sink grown plant.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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