Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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