Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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