Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize
