i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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