If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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