The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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