butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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