If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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