Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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