ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Randomize
