I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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