Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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