i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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