You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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