It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
wow bdsm is so cute
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
