why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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