is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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